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A Diet Pill That Causes #fart?!

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Fox News hates TREESOUP®

Before it's too late, before the world's economy collapses, before we become slaves to our Robot Eyes overlords, for the love of god, stock up TODAY! Tell them Glenn Beck told you to!

Posted on May 5, 2007 by Someone  |  37 Comments